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I have always suspected that tirediron has been a Canadian spy with military intelligence plotting the seizure of the lutefisk. This forum is just his cover.
 
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The Air Raid sirens went off this morning. At 6:00am. For absolutely no reason at all.

It was awesome.
It's them darn Canadians. They are preparing to invade Minnesota. Something about wanting to capture the North American Lutefisk market.


Couldn't we just give it to them? I mean it's Minnesota. Would we really miss it?

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Heavens no man. If we do this will be the next step in their world domination.
 
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Holy sh*t... those still exist?!?!?!?


yes....
in Iowa.


Iowa? Oh come on.. that place doesn't actually exist. Somebody made it up.. like Hogwarts...
 
Heavens no man. If we do this will be the next step in their world domination.

Dude... maybe it would be best to just hand it over. I mean first, it's Minnesota. Second, if we don't, well we face the wrath of the Royal Canadian Airforce:



I'm telling you these guys have a serious chip on their shoulder. And plenty of waterballoons.
 
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Heavens no man. If we do this will be the next step in their world domination.

Dude... maybe it would be best to just hand it over. I mean first, it's Minnesota. Second, if we don't, well we face the wrath of the Royal Canadian Airforce:



I'm telling you this guys have a serious chip on their shoulder. And plenty of waterballoons.

They just ride like this to trick you in to thinking they are in retreat.

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*Gag* Lutefisk? I've only known one person who ever admitted to liking it and that was one of your U Ess of Ayians! You can rest easy, we will NOT be going after Minnesota's strategic lutefisk reserve. Ever.
 
*Gag* Lutefisk? I've only known one person who ever admitted to liking it and that was one of your U Ess of Ayians! You can rest easy, we will NOT be going after Minnesota's strategic lutefisk reserve. Ever.

Unless of course this is all simply a clever ruse to build a dirty lutefisk bomb. Far worse than radiation I would think, at least you can eventually wash the smell of radiation off - not with this stuff though.

Oh yes.. diabolical indeed.
 
*Gag* Lutefisk? I've only known one person who ever admitted to liking it and that was one of your U Ess of Ayians! You can rest easy, we will NOT be going after Minnesota's strategic lutefisk reserve. Ever.

Unless of course this is all simply a clever ruse to build a dirty lutefisk bomb. Far worse than radiation I would think, at least you can eventually wash the smell of radiation off - not with this stuff though.

Oh yes.. diabolical indeed.
Well.. you couldn't have a clean Lutefisk bomb, but I'm pretty sure that the Geneva convention banned the use of Lutefisk in combat along with other chemical and biological agents.
 
*Gag* Lutefisk? I've only known one person who ever admitted to liking it and that was one of your U Ess of Ayians! You can rest easy, we will NOT be going after Minnesota's strategic lutefisk reserve. Ever.

Unless of course this is all simply a clever ruse to build a dirty lutefisk bomb. Far worse than radiation I would think, at least you can eventually wash the smell of radiation off - not with this stuff though.

Oh yes.. diabolical indeed.
Well.. you couldn't have a clean Lutefisk bomb, but I'm pretty sure that the Geneva convention banned the use of Lutefisk in combat along with other chemical and biological agents.
While Gary has never tasted, smelled or even knew that Lutefisk even existed ... By the conversation I agree with John that using Lutefisk and dirty in the same sentence is redundant.
 
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Well.. you couldn't have a clean Lutefisk bomb, but I'm pretty sure that the Geneva convention banned the use of Lutefisk in combat along with other chemical and biological agents.

Ahh yes, the 1925 Geneva protocol - reread it.. turns out your right...

The Undersigned Plenipotentiaries, in the name of their respective Governments: Whereas the use in war of asphyxiating, poisonous or other gases, and of all analogous liquids, materials or devices, ESPECIALLY LUTKEFISH!!!! has been justly condemned by the general opinion of the civilized world; and Whereas the prohibition of such use has been declared in Treaties to which the majority of Powers of the world are Parties; and To the end that this prohibition shall be universally accepted as a part of International Law, binding alike the conscience and the practice of nations;
 
I love Lutefish...................when someone else is eating it...........far...far away
 
Hey, have you noticed that Stradawhovious is no longer in the conversation. I fear that he is MIA and possibly been captured while the Canadians were keeping us off guard.

We need to mount a rescue!!!!!!!!
 
Monday bump!
 

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