King of the Jungle. What a laugh. No kids, the lion isn't the King of the Jungle. Never has been.
We elephants? Well, you folks call it a herd. Truth is though we're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to be a sort of executive officer for the week...
But naturally all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs... but by a two thirds majority in the case of...
Hey, where are you going? Little brats. Fine.. go sing that stupid Circle of Life song.. like that's a good way to run a railroad or something!