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[astroNikon]

Wow. Despite my efforts to at least post something last night when I got home, Charlie has opened a rather large lead now.

He is the marathon man.

so are you

 

[Gary A.]

so 100 cows go into a bar together

oh wait, you've HERD this joke before haven't you ?

Udderly impossible ...

 

[astroNikon]

So a banana goes into a bar

walks up to this beautiful lady

and whispers in her ear ... hey darling, wanna split ?

What does she say?

well she's just ice cream .. so she melts when she hears his words

actually, she just melts in general

 

[Gary A.]

A woman walks into a bar an orders an innuendo...

So the Bartender gives it to her.

Too early.

 

[Gary A.]

Wow. Despite my efforts to at least post something last night when I got home, Charlie has opened a rather large lead now.

He is the marathon man.

so are you

More of an insomniac ...

 

[astroNikon]

oh wow .. here's some high paying jobs
who says the Art field doesn't get paid well
==> Raises for Detroit Institute of Arts executives questioned

 

[Stradawhovious]

A woman walks into a bar an orders an innuendo...

So the Bartender gives it to her.

Too early.

It's not my fault you can't appreciate bad, poorly timed, shoddily delivered, borderline inapporpriate humor...

 

[astroNikon]

8 pages to go and 77 posts ...

I'll leave you guys to the spamming

 

[Gary A.]

What goes tick-tock ... bow-wow .. tick-tock .. bow-wow?



A watch dog.

You must have a book ... nobody can remember all these bad ... jokes (for lack of a better word).

 

[astroNikon]

What goes tick-tock ... bow-wow .. tick-tock .. bow-wow?



A watch dog.

You must have a book ... nobody can remember all these bad ... jokes (for lack of a better word).

I have 4 kids

 

[Gary A.]

...Gary has jumped past me by...

I prefer "Leaped" ... much more eloquent and descriptive of my cat like movements. As in "Gary leaps over tall buildings".

 

[limr12]

...Gary has jumped past me by...

I prefer "Leaped" ... much more eloquent and descriptive of my cat like movements. As in "Gary leaps over tall buildings".

How about bounded? Surged, soared, sailed over?

And now I have to go to work.

Harrumph.

 

[Gary A.]

A woman walks into a bar an orders an innuendo...

So the Bartender gives it to her.

Too early.

It's not my fault you can't appreciate bad, poorly timed, shoddily delivered, borderline inapporpriate humor...

Yeah, but I'm working on it ... that's why I'm here.

 

[Gary A.]

What goes tick-tock ... bow-wow .. tick-tock .. bow-wow?



A watch dog.

You must have a book ... nobody can remember all these bad ... jokes (for lack of a better word).

I have 4 kids

That works ... I only have two.

 

[limr12]

Squirrels!