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[sm4him]

Did You Know...

Owls are the only birds that can see the color blue.

I have NO idea how they figured that out.

 

[mishele]

Can someone make me breakfast?

Abracadabra...POOF! You're breakfast!


Did it work?

Can I eat Mish now ?
I'm hungry

And I need another nap

Is this acceptable?? Are we eating forum members now?!

 

[Gary A.]

Next, the Cook and I go outside and retrieve the newspaper.

 

[pgriz]

Are you ready for this...I don't drink coffee!!

I can tell you it's a lot easier to drink it than to inhale it. I tried doing that by accident once (while reading TPF, no less), and it doesn't work. Plus a mess to clean up after.

 

[Gary A.]

After flipping through the paper my coffee is ready.

 

[mishele]

Next, the Cook and I go outside and retrieve the newspaper.

Newspaper?!! Like your laptop? I'm confused.

 

[Gary A.]

Are you ready for this...I don't drink coffee!!

You'll like my coffee.

 

[sm4him]

Next, the Cook and I go outside and retrieve the newspaper.

Newspaper?!! Like your laptop? I'm confused.

Yes, a newspaper is like a really flimsy laptop. Only the keyboard is broken. And the touch screen doesn't work.

 

[snowbear95]

Newspaper are useful for swatting bugs and non-responsive coworkers.

 

[sm4him]

Gary A, there is NO WAY I could handle your level of activity pre-coffee.
Some mornings, even the effort to somehow get from the bed to the coffee maker seems like more than I can do without coffee.

 

[snowbear95]

Getting close to #2700

 

[snowbear95]

Frackin' delay. My timing is off again.

 

[pgriz]

"I now know about global warming from earth science and the different rocks that are important to society. Like who knew rocks would be something major on earth. Did you know?"

There's a lot of profundity wrapped in an incoherent sentence structure. Flavoured by some loose association and non-linear assembly.

 

[sm4him]

I have a friend who actually has a coffee maker in her bedroom, so she only has to go about five steps in the morning to get her first cup of joe.

The funny thing is, she's had it there for years, even though her husband always got up and brought her the first cup of coffee in the morning.

 

[mishele]

Are you ready for this...I don't drink coffee!!

You'll like my coffee.

Your coffee scares me.