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Next, the Cook and I go outside and retrieve the newspaper.
Newspaper?!! Like your laptop? I'm confused.
LOL ... nope, it is this physical thing constructed of layers of paper. About 2.5' long by 1.5' wide. On all the pages there is printing, stories about this and stories about that. News, sports, weather, cooking, places to go, upcoming events, all kinds of stuff to read. When you're done reading the paper you can make a kite or a pirate's hat out of it.

One hour of electronic news = one page of a newspaper.

Call me old fashion.
 
I have a friend who actually has a coffee maker in her bedroom, so she only has to go about five steps in the morning to get her first cup of joe.

The funny thing is, she's had it there for years, even though her husband always got up and brought her the first cup of coffee in the morning.
By the time Mary Lou gets up, her coffee is ready.
 
Next, the Cook and I go outside and retrieve the newspaper.
Newspaper?!! Like your laptop? I'm confused.
LOL ... nope, it is this physical thing constructed of layers of paper. About 2.5' long by 1.5' wide. On all the pages there is printing, stories about this and stories about that. News, sports, weather, cooking, places to go, upcoming events, all kinds of stuff to read. When you're done reading the paper you can make a kite or a pirate's hat out of it.

One hour of electronic news = one page of a newspaper.

Call me old fashion.
Into killin trees are ya?!!
 
I miss a real newspaper. I think I need to start getting the weekend Times delivered.
 
I make my coffee in a French press as well, Gary. Though I clean it the night before and don't have veggies to dump the grounds on.
 
And I have a burr grinder, which I adore.
 
"I now know about global warming from earth science and the different rocks that are important to society. Like who knew rocks would be something major on earth. Did you know?"

There's a lot of profundity wrapped in an incoherent sentence structure. Flavoured by some loose association and non-linear assembly.

Oh, you want profundity wrapped in incoherence?
  • I feel you create your own future, so why be mad or evil?
  • Life is a grand aspect that every human must attend as they are brought into this world.
  • When I was about 16 years old, my mind was childish enough to make the right decisions that won’t affect me or my future.
  • Life’s head is the basketball and I’m the basket.
  • For example, life is a challenge it shows you how far you can take it beyond life. Just remember, one day you will meet your match you can’t always win.
 
Sometimes I can tell that a person has an idea but just really struggles to express it because he or she lacks the language skill to keep up with the idea.

Other times, it's just some dumbass trying to impress the teacher with poorly-written bullsh!t.
 
"I now know about global warming from earth science and the different rocks that are important to society. Like who knew rocks would be something major on earth. Did you know?"

There's a lot of profundity wrapped in an incoherent sentence structure. Flavoured by some loose association and non-linear assembly.

Oh, you want profundity wrapped in incoherence?
  • I feel you create your own future, so why be mad or evil?
  • Life is a grand aspect that every human must attend as they are brought into this world.
  • When I was about 16 years old, my mind was childish enough to make the right decisions that won’t affect me or my future.
  • Life’s head is the basketball and I’m the basket.
  • For example, life is a challenge it shows you how far you can take it beyond life. Just remember, one day you will meet your match you can’t always win.

Out of curiosity, what is the age bracket of the people writing this stuff?
 

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