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[limr8 6]

Mish is here -- you're too late; Lenny doesn't need to be spanked, anymore.

Hey, I'll be the one who decides if I still need to learn my lesson!

 

[limr8 6]

So I have a bad tendency of taking existing songs and rewriting the lyrics. Once I get a hook in my head, it's all over - I'll be obsessed until I work out new lyrics for a verse of the song.

I worked out this newest one in the shower just now.

Ready?

 

[limr8 6]

O Leaderboard, O Leaderboard!

 

[sm4him]

Go for it!

 

[limr8 6]

Your presence is confounding.

 

[sm4him]

Ah, screw it. Stomach upset or no, new song lyrics require wine, right?

 

[limr8 6]

O Leaderboard, o Leaderboard!

 

[limr8 6]

The numbers are astounding!

 

[limr8 6]

This mindless crap is such a chore,

 

[limr8 6]

But to compete, we must postwhore!

 

[limr8 6]

O Leaderboard, o Leaderboard!

 

[limr8 6]

Your relevance, we're flouting!

 

[sm4him]

Oh goodness--we have our OWN jammin' THEME song!!!!

 

[limr8 6]

YAY! THEME SONG!!!

 

[sm4him]

EVERYBODY now!!

O Leaderboard, O Leaderboard!