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[snowbear94]

Something for Nothing - Rush

That's freaky - mine just finished Money for Nothing (Dire Straits).

 

[Gary A.]

We were plugging in three new power generators at a LADWP facility in Long Beach.

 

[limr11]

Joe Jackson again so soon? Fools in Love

 

[Gary A.]

It was a cold/nippy Winter morning and the wind was gusting.

 

[snowbear94]

I used to do construction management.

Me too! I used to manage to construct a mess in the kitchen!

 

[Gary A.]

I was leaving a meeting, walking past a line of porta-potties.

 

[limr11]

"Fools in love are there any creatures more pathetic?
Fools in love, never knowing when they've lost the game."

 

[Gary A.]

When a gust blew open one of the doors.

 

[Gary A.]

Behind the door was this huge, burly construction worker.

 

[limr11]

"Fools in love, they think they're heroes
'cause they get to feel more pain.
I say fools in love are zeroes.
I should know
I should know because this fool's in love again."

 

[Gary A.]

He was sitting on the commode, his pants around his ankles and he sez "Could you please close the door?"

 

[Gary A.]

I stopped and took a long look at him ... and said "No" and kept walking to my trailer.

 

[limr11]

Behind the door was this huge, burly construction worker.

I'm a little afraid to learn the next line.

 

[limr11]

I stopped and took a long look at him ... and said "No" and kept walking to my trailer.

 

[sm4him]

I just took an accidental little five minute nap at my desk.
And missed several pages of posts.

It's really HARD going back to work after being sick for days and getting naps.