Earlier this year, back in the spring, I applied for acceptance into a very well-known craft guild here. The only reason I cared about getting in was that they have great name recognition, and so it could boost your standing as a local artist to say you are in that organization.
After applying, I found out some things that made me not really want to be in it after all (one of the primary things being that the guy who is currently heading it is a b*tthead and it's all very political). I didn't get in--not because my work wasn't good enough, but basically because I don't do my own printing. They tried to pretty that up, but that was the upshot. Well, I thanked them and silently thanked God for NOT letting me get in their organization.
Yesterday, I got a letter from them--it included two free tickets to their craft show in November and one tremendous insult.
It said they were offering these tickets so that those who didn't make it in this year might still come and meet the members and "be inspired to take your work to the next level."
I am horribly tempted to write them a snarky reply and return the tickets.
"Thank you so much for the tickets. Oh, and also: Scr*w off. My work is already AT the next level. Perhaps your selection committee should attend a plumber's convention, where they might be inspired to get their heads out of their posteriors and decide to select work on the basis of its quality rather than on the basis of whether the artist has the right "connections."