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Personally, I think i'm frikkin AMAZING!

I'll take your 10am and raise you a 4pm!
 
I believe my past is better than my future ... and I believe the old Chinese saying of living a good life because you will enjoy it twice. First, while living it, second when you're old and in your memories.

Gary
 
I like some cheeses. But not all of them.
 
I'll take your 10am and raise you a 4pm!

next time you try to do that, I will phone you at 9 in the morning to make sure you get up in time !
 
You gotta track down my number first!
 
Home first, then we'll start on the number.
 
what did i have in my vodka?
 
The number I gave you was for alchoholics anon
 
I get the feeling Alex is cheating on me.

Nope, nah, must be my paranoia.
 
I would give him 10 billion pounds if he made my phone ring in the next 60 seconds because the only person who ever calls me is my husband and some weird people asking for food.
 

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