Stop spamming the welcome & intro's threads

[snowbear]

. . . and more bacon.

 

[robbins.photo]

Wait... we're supposed to welcome new people to the site? I usually bypass those threads entirely...

Hey leeroix, welcome to that site

Hey ronlane, welcome to the site.

Can't you guys start your own new to the site threads? I mean those are worth more points right? And I'm trying to make it to the next level so I can get a new spell or something. Lol

 

[The_Traveler]

Use to get Horney every time I ate burritos. Found out the misses put Viagra in my Beeno bottle.

Flatulence during sexy time is always fun.

Not for those people near the stage.

 

[tirediron]

Maybe they are just a REALLY friendly type

They are bad people that deserve to have their fingers broken and trousers torn.

Please don't tear my trousers, it's cold outside and these are the last good pair I got and my wife said she'd kill me if I ruined them.

What if we ruin them?

 

[tirediron]

Good Lord--do you guys NEVER eat in the TPF cafeteria???? It takes up the entire SECOND FLOOR of TPF World Headquarters! ffarl and terri have their own private booths that overlook the main dining floor...those are called the "luxury lunch boxes" and I have heard they cost $27,000 per season!

Man...come on people...the TPF Cafeteria food is second to none!!! $7.99 all-you-can eat burritos on TUesdays from noon to 3:00 PM? Such a deal!

Yeah, but that's NOTHING compared to the Mod's bar!

 

[terri]

Good Lord--do you guys NEVER eat in the TPF cafeteria???? It takes up the entire SECOND FLOOR of TPF World Headquarters! ffarl and terri have their own private booths that overlook the main dining floor...those are called the "luxury lunch boxes" and I have heard they cost $27,000 per season!

Man...come on people...the TPF Cafeteria food is second to none!!! $7.99 all-you-can eat burritos on TUesdays from noon to 3:00 PM? Such a deal!

Yeah, but that's NOTHING compared to the Mod's bar!

Naw, we still have a better view from the second floor.

But listen - like I told you, ffarl and I will share the tequila. What more do ya want - our ice machine? Ain't happening. Geez.

 

[terri]

. . . and more bacon.

...and Bear, your new avatar is creeping me out! ale:

 

[480sparky]

If you eat burritos with enchilada sauce and bacon on them, won't you need a new pair of pants by tomorrow anyway?

 

[astroNikon]

. . . and more bacon.

where's a mod when you need one ... this dude is spamming this thread and distracting us on his dire talk of bacon

and padding post counts

and his freaky avatar

:lmao:

 

[sashbar]

What is the point of driving up post counts?

 

[runnah]

What is the point of driving up post counts?

Not sure, but when I see that the last 200 posts you made were "Welcome to the site" it makes me want spill red wine on your light colored carpet, and not treat it soon after!

 

[astroNikon]

What is the point of driving up post counts?

I think once you hit 2,000 you get a free TPF "I Spam" T-shirt
and a pass to the TPF cafeteria
but not access to the bacon bar - that comes at a higher spam, I mean post, count.

 

[pgriz]

So, you're saying that Sashbar is the overly friendly dude? Or is the "you" a more generic "you" as in someone in the world out there...? Just trying to understand who's gonna get beaned by my Nerf blocks (hurling burritos is just wrong, by the way).

 

[sashbar]

So, you're saying that Sashbar is the overly friendly dude? Or is the "you" a more generic "you" as in someone in the world out there...? Just trying to understand who's gonna get beaned by my Nerf blocks (hurling burritos is just wrong, by the way).

It is a generic one, could not be me. I only said "Welcome" twice in my entire life, and on both occasions that was "Welcome to Hell" to myself. I am married twice.

 

[pgriz]

Oh! Well, let me give you a WELCOME! And I still don't know who Runnah is thinking of. Maybe it doesn't matter. I think Corrina has the most posts on this forum. Probably followed by Bitter (who I haven't seen recently).