Hope your wife keeps getting better Smoke.
No smart anything, no smart phone, no smart house... I want to outsmart my appliances! lol Seriously I'm not doing any the programmed whatever, I don't have a need for it. I'm not sure what Nest is other than one of the dumb daytime/late night dumb commercials I try to ignore. Or those things birds build in trees then baby birds stick their heads out. Although I do like Mayhem, he's pretty funny.
Although I think there could be an awards show for all the cheezy commercials. The guy disco dancing thru the office and when he's cutting his grass, or the big purple glittery thing cleaning the bathroom (which could come to my house, clean and be entertaining!). Then there would need to be an awards category for local ads, like the guy stuck in the airport instead of using the shuttle, or the car dealer/auto repair shop that's open til 3 AM! (hate to think what they get at that hour!). Or they could bring back the Gong Show and just put 'em all on there.