The Coffee House

[tirediron]

Wichita woman wins free ‘Starbucks For Life’

Sucks to be her!

For any real coffee hoser is sucks to not be her.

"Coffee" and "Starbucks" are mutually exclusive. Coffee is a hot, thick, BLACK liquid served in a white china mug. It is not flavored (Except for coffee) and the only ingredients are coffee beans and hot water. Anything else is not coffee, it's a chemical experiment!

 

[table1349]

Wichita woman wins free ‘Starbucks For Life’

Sucks to be her!

For any real coffee hoser is sucks to not be her.

"Coffee" and "Starbucks" are mutually exclusive. Coffee is a hot, thick, BLACK liquid served in a white china mug. It is not flavored (Except for coffee) and the only ingredients are coffee beans and hot water. Anything else is not coffee, it's a chemical experiment!

You can actually get that at starbucks. You just have to ask.

 

[waday]

Wichita woman wins free ‘Starbucks For Life’

Sucks to be her!

For any real coffee hoser is sucks to not be her.

"Coffee" and "Starbucks" are mutually exclusive. Coffee is a hot, thick, BLACK liquid served in a white china mug. It is not flavored (Except for coffee) and the only ingredients are coffee beans and hot water. Anything else is not coffee, it's a chemical experiment!

You can actually get that at starbucks. You just have to ask.

Stinks for her. She's only going to live until 63.

Or at least that's what Starbucks is assuming, since "For Life" means 30 years.

(But, I have to admit, that's freaking awesome.)

 

[tirediron]

Wichita woman wins free ‘Starbucks For Life’

Sucks to be her!

For any real coffee hoser is sucks to not be her.

"Coffee" and "Starbucks" are mutually exclusive. Coffee is a hot, thick, BLACK liquid served in a white china mug. It is not flavored (Except for coffee) and the only ingredients are coffee beans and hot water. Anything else is not coffee, it's a chemical experiment!

You can actually get that at starbucks. You just have to ask.

The last time I went in there (because there was NO other option) and asked for a "Large, black coffee" you'd have thought I just walked into a Mosque and asked for a bacon sandwich!

 

[minicoop1985]

I have to admit, I went into one today... And I like mochas....

 

[table1349]

Wichita woman wins free ‘Starbucks For Life’

Sucks to be her!

For any real coffee hoser is sucks to not be her.

"Coffee" and "Starbucks" are mutually exclusive. Coffee is a hot, thick, BLACK liquid served in a white china mug. It is not flavored (Except for coffee) and the only ingredients are coffee beans and hot water. Anything else is not coffee, it's a chemical experiment!

You can actually get that at starbucks. You just have to ask.

The last time I went in there (because there was NO other option) and asked for a "Large, black coffee" you'd have thought I just walked into a Mosque and asked for a bacon sandwich!

You don't speak Starbucks, thats the problem. Being unolingual can be quite trying for those of that are bilingual. Here is a little translation lesson for you.

Starbucks 101......Ordering Basic Coffee
For ordering basic coffee, beyond specifying the size you want, you will need to tell the server whether you want regular or decaffeinated coffee. If you do not say decaf, they will assume that you want regular. If you intend to add cream or milk to your coffee, say with room for cream, or simply, with room. Some servers automatically leave room; if you want a full cup, say no room. The basic coffee served is a medium roast coffee called Pike Place, but Starbucks offers other varieties as well. Read the list of roasts above the counter ahead of time, because they may not ask you which you would like. Finally, if you are very particular about the freshness of your coffee, you can ask before you order, “When was the coffee brewed?” If it has been a long while, they may offer to make a fresh batch; you will have to wait a few minutes for this new batch to brew. Once you have your coffee, you will find milk, cream (marked “half and half”), and sweeteners on a nearby counter.

When you order, say the size you want first, then give the name of the drink, and finally add the special instructions last.

Example basic coffee order:
“I would like a tall decaf coffee with room.”

 

[tirediron]

“I would like a tall decaf coffee with room.”

That's contradictory right there.... if'n it ain't caffeinated, t'ain't coffee!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[pixmedic]

 

[table1349]

“I would like a tall decaf coffee with room.”

C'est contradictoire là .... if'n on ne contenant de la caféine, le café de t'ain't !!!!!!!!!!!

FIFY...... You must learn to communicate in other languages. It's the law there I do believe.

 

[JonA_CT]

Starbucks is about as good as it gets for chain coffee, IMO. Unfortunately, I live in New England, so I'm surrounded by people who actually choose to drink coffee from Dunkin Donuts. It's terribly tragic. I very rarely buy coffee out (and only from Dunkin Donuts if it's 90 degrees out and the coffee is 33*).

Honestly, though...I probably save a lot of money because I'd rather drink the coffee I make at home.

 

[Gary A.]

There are a few coffee shops out here who own their own trees, roast, grind and brew their own coffee. Gary likes their coffee. Gary is not a fan of Starbucks.

 

[pixmedic]

There are a few coffee shops out here who own their own trees, roast, grind and brew their own coffee. Gary likes their coffee. Gary is not a fan of Starbucks.

i dont like starbucks either...
Duncan Donuts all the way!

 

[tirediron]

“I would like a tall decaf coffee with room.”

C'est contradictoire là .... if'n on ne contenant de la caféine, le café de t'ain't !!!!!!!!!!!

FIFY...... You must learn to communicate in other languages. It's the law there I do believe.

 

[limr]

"Coffee" and "Starbucks" are mutually exclusive. Coffee is a hot, thick, BLACK liquid served in a white china mug. It is not flavored (Except for coffee) and the only ingredients are coffee beans and hot water. Anything else is not coffee, it's a chemical experiment!

No, they're not mutually exclusive. You don't HAVE to get flavored drinks. There's plenty of plain hot black coffee to be had, and I'm sure they'll serve it in a mug instead of a paper cup if you ask. If you don't like the coffee, fine, but don't try to claim they don't make coffee, ya big grump.

 

[SquarePeg]

I don't drink coffee. Runs and hides...