The Mitch Hedberg quote thread

[Jon_Are]

"I went to the doctor, all he did was suck blood from my neck. Do not go to see Dr. Acula."

Jon

 

[Corry]

Much funnier, in my opinion, than Wright. He died in 2005 at the age of 37 from multiple drug overdose.

"I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too."


Jon

That's another of my favorite lines!

 

[matt-l]

"when i hang out with a group of friends i try to hang out clockwise, that way if we're photographed, we're easy to identify"

 

[Jon_Are]

[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,adobe-helvetica,Arial Narrow]"I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before."[/FONT]

 

[matt-l]

"When i was on acid, i use to see things like beams of light, and i use to hear things, they sounded like car horns"

 

[Parkerman]

"If carrots got you drunk, Rabbits would be !@#$ed up."