This year I ....

[ferny]

If I can get to you by train, bike, car or low flying carrier pigeon, I'll be there. Delivery takes 12-14 months.
Unless you want to e-mail you like Tina suggested.

 

[Artemis]

depends...does delivery cost? and if so, are you any good at it?

*guess I should of posted that in the Innuendo thread*

 

[ferny]

Delivery costs £14.99 due to the size of the order. I don't know if I'm any good at being a mail-order birde, I'm just starting out. I idn't even know I was going to be one until a few minutes ago.
I will give the first customer a discount, just in case I'm crap.

So jump in while the action is luke warm.

 

[Artemis]

Ill take that offer...how much off?

 

[Hertz van Rental]

It gave me:
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Get the chick next door pregnant.
:shock:

*Moves away from Hertz *

Can you move any further away from me than you are now? :LOL:

And Ferny, you wait till you try stuffing yourself in that envelope

 

[ferny]

Ill take that offer...how much off?

The socks are off.


There's sure to be instructions on-line Hertz.
*types stuffing into google*
:shock: :shock: :shock:

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Ill take that offer...how much off?

The socks are off.


There's sure to be instructions on-line Hertz.
*types stuffing into google*
:shock: :shock: :shock:

Aren't you supposed to put stuffing into a turkey? Some mail order bride you are: you seem to be suffering from culinary thrombosis. :mrgreen:

 

[Corry]

In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Start smuggling contraband in baby diapers

 

[Alison]

In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Wear more lacy black lingerie.


Done

 

[mad_malteaser]

Eek!

In the year 2005 I resolve to
catch a sexually transmitted disease.

Hmm, looks like I'll be breaking my resolution again this year!

 

[ferny]

In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Wear more lacy black lingerie.


Done

Which reminds me. You owe me a picture of Hobbes in spandex.

 

[oriecat]

In the year 2005 I resolve to:
make more enemies than friends

 

[Artemis]

In the year 2005 I resolve to:
make more enemies than friends

You can have mine if yah want, and ill have yours...as...I pritty much do that anyways!

 

[Hertz van Rental]

In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Wear more lacy black lingerie.


Done

That is just going to ruin the effect of the skin-tight Spandex outfit...

 

[aggiezach]

In the year 2005 I resolve to:
start spamming people I do not like.

Sounds like this one was meant for MD


Zach