This year I ....

[photogoddess]

In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Build up my chi.

:mrgreen:

 

[MDowdey]

In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Build up my chi.

:mrgreen:

i did that once...almost went to the emergency room...


md

 

[oriecat]

In the year 2005 I resolve to:
make more enemies than friends

You can have mine if yah want, and ill have yours...as...I pritty much do that anyways!

But I don't want to have enemies!

 

[Artemis]

I dont wanna fail either!

 

[Hertz van Rental]

In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Build up my chi.

:mrgreen:

i did that once...almost went to the emergency room...


md

That's because you used the wrong cement.

 

[photogoddess]

In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Build up my chi.

:mrgreen:

i did that once...almost went to the emergency room...


md

That's because you used the wrong cement.

OMG - I just laughed so hard... I just snarfed Diet Coke all over my keyboard. :lmao:

 

[Hertz van Rental]

I like it when I get a woman all wet

 

[Artemis]

I like it when I get a woman all wet

Put that in the innuendo forum! LOL

 

[photogoddess]

I like it when I get a woman all wet

 

[Artemis]

Can someone explain that joke to me? Muhahaha!

 

[aggiezach]

Oh no!


Zach

 

[ferny]

You see, Artemis. When a man loves a woman and he's bought her dinner and five bottles of wine he takes her back to his place. After a bit of heavy petting and fondling things start to get serious. He takes her off to the bathroom, they jump in the shower together and then his stabs her, repeatedly. The reason you use a shower is so the bloody doesn't go everywhere.

Ahh, love. :goodvibe:

 

[Artemis]

After a bit of heavy petting and fondling things

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

EDIT: What things? :roll:

 

[Hertz van Rental]

You see, Artemis. When a man loves a woman and he's bought her dinner and five bottles of wine he takes her back to his place. After a bit of heavy petting and fondling things start to get serious. He takes her off to the bathroom, they jump in the shower together and then his stabs her, repeatedly. The reason you use a shower is so the bloody doesn't go everywhere.

Ahh, love. :goodvibe:

:shock: My parents didn't explain it to me quite like that.

(But then we didn't have a shower)

 

[ferny]

After a bit of heavy petting and fondling things

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

EDIT: What things? :roll:

Knobs.

You have to get that music at just the right volumn and tone for things to go smoothly.