This year I ....

[ferny]

Ever thought of becoming a Jedi Master, Hertz?



f thats true...then who is the mother of the child? and who gives birth?

There are some sickos who think that the real way to make love is to have sex. Frankly this disgusts me and such people should be locked up. This "sex" thing is what produces babies, I'm told.

And how would one go about doing this...sex thing of which you speak?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex
Be warned, it contain scientific names for parts of the body. Like willy, and muff.



Should we even dare to ask how you "make love"?

It's one of those things best shown rather than explained. If you put round I can show you. Just let me know before hand so I can get some petrol for the chainsaw.

 

[oriecat]

/me is getting a little freaked out :shock:

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Should we even dare to ask how you "make love"? :lmao:

For Ferny it seems to involve a shaved dog, baby oil and a hi-fi...

In my case it involves a credit card and John Lewis :mrgreen:

 

[photogoddess]

Should we even dare to ask how you "make love"? :lmao:

For Ferny it seems to involve a shaved dog, baby oil and a hi-fi...

In my case it involves a credit card and John Lewis :mrgreen:

You guys are too much! :lmao:

 

[Corry]

OMG!!!! :shock:

Holy Crap! I need to quit a job or two so I don't always miss this good stuff!!!

:LOL:

 

[Hertz van Rental]

OMG!!!! :shock:

Holy Crap! I need to quit a job or two so I don't always miss this good stuff!!!

:LOL:

Nah! All the good stuff is in another thread - we're only talking about deviant sex here :mrgreen:

So what is everyone else's idea of a good time? Oiling your dog, stabbing in the shower or shaving your monkey?

 

[photogoddess]

Hey... did I miss something? Which thread has all the good stuff in it? :LOL:

 

[Xmetal]

"Become one with my inner sociopath."

:?

 

[LittleMan]

In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Start spamming people I do not like.










this is your last chance...
run..... :twisted:

 

[Aga]

In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Make the FBIs most wanted list.

:shock:

 

[mentos_007]

In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Make the FBIs most wanted list.


yay! I'll be a gangsta?!

 

[Hertz van Rental]

In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Make the FBIs most wanted list.


yay! I'll be a gangsta?!

You and Aga - you can become the Polish Mafia

 

[tmpadmin]

In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Make the FBIs most wanted list.


yay! I'll be a gangsta?!

You and Aga - you can become the Polish Mafia

HA! My brother and I joke about this. We would be called the Sopranskis.

 

[ferny]

Yo! Wad up G? Wanna roll and get some burgers?

 

[Walt]

"Eat at least 2 pidgeons a week"

Good, I can cut back! uke-rig: