TPF Confessions

[unpopular]

I've spied on my neighbors with a telephoto lens before. I even used it to check out butts while the Women's Lacrosse team was practicing.

 

[sm4him]

I did that once...but then I realized that the neighbor was in fact, a real *ss who wore glasses and some pink frilly thing on top of his head...and it freaked me out a little.

 

[snerd]

I squeezed the Charmin. Sorry, Mr Whipple.

 

[JacaRanda]

I didn't inhale and I sneezed before I could get any up my nose. Was not allowed anywhere near it after that. Win win situation.

 

[Fred Berg]

I squeezed the Charmin. Sorry, Mr Whipple.

I admit that I had to Google this and confess that I still don't get it.

 

[manny212]

I ran with scissors , and filmed it .

 

[The_Traveler]

I've had 9 wives (but 3 of them were mine.)

 

[Designer]

Too rich for my blood.

 

[snowbear]

I've torn those jammin' tags off of mattresses.

 

[manny212]

I've torn those jammin' tags off of mattresses.

This s--t just got real [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]

 

[Trever1t]

I'll never admit on public forum...use your imagination

 

[unpopular]

I've torn those jammin' tags off of mattresses.

At first glance I thought you said you wore those mattress stickers as jammies.

I was confused, but then I imagined it ... and that would have been stellar.

 

[medic2230]

I put my camera in program once.


*once.

Wanted to live life on the edge.

 

[snerd]

Wow! Charmin is a brand of toilet paper. Mr Whipple was the shopkeep in the commercials, trying to stop people from squeezing the Charmin.

 

[limr]

It was I who shot the deputy.