van Rental's pointless trivia quiz

[Antarctican]

:taped sh:

Oh, the oneliners that spring to mind! I await the real answer

 

[Hertz van Rental]

:twisted: The one-liners ARE the real answer, you fool!

 

[Antarctican]

Oh, okay then.

"Show her what's under your kilt"?

 

[Antarctican]

"Introduce her to your Loch Ness Monster"?

 

[Hertz van Rental]

How dare you suggest that I am a perfidious Scotsman!

 

[Antarctican]

Oh c'mon, you must be at least 1/16 Scot! You've got everything else mixed in, it seems. Except Canadian. Which is your loss.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

I have common sense and good taste so I have absolutely no Scottish or Canadian ancestry.
Hold on!
Isn't Canada over 90% Scottish?
That would make sense.

 

[Antarctican]

:raisedbrow:

Making cents? Oh, that's Scottish all right.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Hoarding cents is Scottish. Making cents is the speciality of... others.

 

[Antarctican]

Well, since you're making no sense......

 

[Hertz van Rental]

That's because I live in the UK. We don't recognise Canadian or US Dollars as coin of the Realm.

 

[Antarctican]

Pound sand then. Ooops, I meant pound sterling.

[And I guess 'a penny for your thoughts' was a phrase coined in the UK then? Probably in Scotland, as that isn't very much to spend, is it? :mrgreen: ]

 

[Hertz van Rental]

It is to a Scotsman.
He'd say "Can you lend me a penny for your thoughts? I'll pay you back on Tuesday."

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Never eat anything bigger than your own head.

 

[Seefutlung]

... Or smells worse than your own poo.