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And a few more quotes from my file:

Got enough for a book? Got enough time to write a book?

It's funny - a lot of my colleagues ask me the same question. I probably do. It's a pretty thick file! I wouldn't have enough to write a book solely of quotes, though. There would have to be some commentary. I figure if I ever write that book, it's best that I do it after I'm no longer working at the school that has provided the material ;)
 
(DPS) I liked it.

Occasionally I find myself agreeing with a film critic.

I like very few movies.

Ditto TV.
 
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...Bribius,sometimes you are like a Teepee and a wigwam......

Two tents............lol just havin' fun!!

Don't you mean you're just punning him?
 
Sometimes I am in tents as well.
 
Well if I had to deal with... I'd drink!
 
Make them define "They" in the next essay. Or even have students exchange essays and respond to the other students proposed solution, how it would affect their life if they were falsely accused of said crime and had to suffer the concequences.
 
Or even have students exchange essays

IMO, the students who write these lines of wit don't have the capacity to evaluate their own, let alone someone else's work.
 
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Make them define "They" in the next essay. Or even have students exchange essays and respond to the other students proposed solution, how it would affect their life if they were falsely accused of said crime and had to suffer the concequences.

I am constantly asking them questions like that. "Who are 'they' who say all these things?" "Oh, it happened 'back in the day'? What day would that be?"

But I'm a pain in the ass ;)

Or even have students exchange essays

IMO, the students who write these lines of wit don't have the capacity to evaluate their own, let alone someone else's work.

I have to agree. Even with the stronger students, I've found peer review to be of limited use.
 
Personally, I drink to forget..........................................What was this thread about again???:confused:
 
My doctor tells me whiskey is good for my heart. (secret: my doctor is me)
 
My Dr. said the same thing about Scotch and I'm not my own Dr.
 
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My doctor tells me whiskey is good for my heart. (secret: my doctor is me)

Can you be my doctor too so I can make my whiskey officially medicinal?
 

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