you know what Off Topic is missing?

[Hertz van Rental]

I'll be with you just as soon as I've taken out some life insurance....

...and had the bear suit dry cleaned. Who used this last?

 

[blackdoglab]

and if you brake the rack, you've bought it buddy

 

[duncanp]

zomg this thread is new

*reads a bit*



*runs*

 

[Hertz van Rental]

and if you brake the rack, you've bought it buddy

Don't worry. She has spares - and I'm pretty good at woodwork.

 

[blackdoglab]

Look what ya did now Hertz. Ya scared another Brit. PhotoGoddess will probably have to give you a spankin'.

 

[duncanp]

*creeps back round the corner*

*notes the weird man from Rutland is still here =|"



*runs*

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Avert your gaze, my lad. You're too young to see this.

 

[blackdoglab]

time for a bondage pun...

love hurtz

 

[Tangerini]

time for a bondage pun...

love hurtz

Of all the bad puns I've seen, this is on the list.

 

[photogoddess]

I'll be with you just as soon as I've taken out some life insurance....

...and had the bear suit dry cleaned. Who used this last?

I'm pretty sure MD did. Considering that, I'd wash it twice. :er:

Be ready for the rack!

It's ready for you!

 

[Hertz van Rental]

I thought the stains looked familiar. I think I shall boil it.

Tell everyone else on the Forum I'll be gone for a stretch....



(I believe 'love Hertz' was used as a bad pun back in '05 during the Gold Rush)

 

[photogoddess]

Tell everyone else on the Forum I'll be gone for a stretch....

A VERY LONG stretch!

 

[duncanp]

Avert your gaze, my lad. You're too young to see this.

:stun:

 

[Hertz van Rental]

A VERY LONG stretch!

Isn't it long enough for you already? :mrgreen:

 

[blackdoglab]

but what's the appeal of having a big nose?