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took out a pack of cigs. Reaching for his lighter he...
 
realized that he still wasn't wearing any clothes. Turns out the armadillo was actually a school bus, which explains why...
 
he couldn't get rid of that terrible case of gas and the smoke coming out of his...
 
rectum. You didn't think I would say it, did you? You thought I would...
 
MommyOf4Boys said:
sing it in a showtune to make it more pleasing, but somehow I dont think it was as pleasing as I had planned, because...

Jupiter was not in perfect alignment with Saturn and all scientology was useless at this point so I decided to seduce a hand-puppet all because of a simple…
 
MyCameraEye said:
Jupiter was not in perfect alignment with Saturn and all scientology was useless at this point so I decided to seduce a hand-puppet all because of a simple…

feature that he possessed that i quite enoyed because it....
 
MyCameraEye said:
drop acid and try to convice all my friends I was jesus and that I could fly but at the very last second I...

remembered that only birds could....
 

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