A question

[lostprophet]

Why do Birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

 

[Antarctican]

Are they penguins?

 

[doenoe]

i think he means birds that can fly, it would take forever for a penguin to appear (if you aint near them)

 

[Hertz van Rental]

If the birds are vultures then the person to whom you refer is dead.
If the birds are Woodpeckers then the person is either Pinocchio or they've got wood.
If the birds are Bluebirds then the person is Uncle Remus.
And if the birds are some kind of Parrot then the person is obviously nuts.

 

[Chris of Arabia]

If the birds are storks then the person is heavily pregnant and due an imminent delivery...

 

[ferny]

Why do Birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

I am fat balls.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

:shock: The Fat Balls - Blues guitar legend?

 

[matt-l]

take the bird seed out of your pockets?

 

[Hertz van Rental]

i think he means birds that can fly, it would take forever for a penguin to appear (if you aint near them)

Not so. Most penguins own at least one pair of rocket boots. Those suckers can shift when they want to.

 

[doenoe]

yeah, until they hit the beach or something. They aint going anywhere fast.

 

[Overread]

Why do Birds suddenly appear every time you are near without your camera?

corrected for truth

 

[Tangerini]

Why do stars fall down from the sky
Every time you walk by?

 

[Chris of Arabia]

Just like me
They long to be...

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Hung like a donkey?
Free of head lice?
Sober?

 

[Antarctican]

Too rich and too thin?
Whisked away to a yacht in Santorini?
Twenty years younger?