This is the closest thing I found for now… a tad too elegant and smiley:
On the other hand, I have plenty of these KLAPOTEC (pronounced "clapotets")
A klapotec is a wooden mechanical device on a high wooden pole, similar to a windmill.
It is used as a bird scarer in the vineyards of traditional wine-growing landscapes of Slo-
venia, Austria, and Croatia. It is one of the symbols of Slovenia and Styria. Wikipedia.
From the Renaissance on, it was very popular everywhere in the wine growing countries,
everyone wanted to have it… Though it was discovered that they are totally inefficient at
2 meters or more, they were long adopted in the folklore.
If no one else has a scarecrow, then the next shot is an… quill and ink bottle!