Anti Jokes!

[mishele]

**What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.**

Let's do this!! Give me your best!!:lmao:


[h=3]A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.[/h]

 

[mishele]

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing-set in her backyard?
Neither did she.

 

[JacaRanda]

Once there was a Black man a Jewish man and an Irish man. And there still is.

 

[runnah]

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car?

Because gas costs too damn much!

 

[mishele]

Kid: Santa send me a brother
Santa: Bring me your mother

 

[oldhippy]

Well. that's a deep subject.

 

[runnah]

What's red and smells like blue paint?


Red paint.

 

[runnah]

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

 

[mishele]

Why are friends like balloons?
When you stab them, they die.

 

[mishele]

Last Christmas,
I gave you my heart,
The very next day,
Your body rejected the transplant and you died.


My god, I love these!!:smileys::lmao:

 

[Derrel]

An Irishman walked out of a bar...

 

[runnah]

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

 

[runnah]

What did the homeless man get for christmas?

Nothing.

 

[JacaRanda]

Once upon a time there were 3 bears. Now there are too many to count.

 

[oldhippy]

Birds of a feather flock each other.