Anti Jokes!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

It was dead.
 
Which came first, the chicken or the egg. Don't know, ask the rooster.
 
If 13 is unlucky, then 12 and 14 are guilty by association.
 
I can't believe no one has offered up the classic!

Two bears were in the tub. One bear said to the other, "Pass the soap." The other bear said, "No soap! Radio!"

:biglaugh:
 
What did the doctor tell her invisible patient. I can't see you today.
 
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Repeated absences and stealing.
 
Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack?

He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.
 
Two brooms are getting married. before the ceremony,the bride broom says to the groom broom, I think I am going to have a whisk.

The groom brooms says, How can that be possible,we haven't even swept together.
 
What did the destitute prostitute say. Lend me 10 bucks till I get back on my back.
 
What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common?

Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.
 
What does a dyslexic existentialist say. There is a dog.
 
What did the douchebag say to john. 10 bucks a head.:lol:
 
Guy walks into a bar and says "Ow."
 

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