Anti Jokes!

[manicmike]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

 

[oldhippy]

Which came first, the chicken or the egg. Don't know, ask the rooster.

 

[DarkShadow]

If 13 is unlucky, then 12 and 14 are guilty by association.

 

[limr30 3]

I can't believe no one has offered up the classic!

Two bears were in the tub. One bear said to the other, "Pass the soap." The other bear said, "No soap! Radio!"

 

[DarkShadow]

What did the doctor tell her invisible patient. I can't see you today.

 

[runnah]

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Repeated absences and stealing.

 

[runnah]

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack?

He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

 

[DarkShadow]

Two brooms are getting married. before the ceremony,the bride broom says to the groom broom, I think I am going to have a whisk.

The groom brooms says, How can that be possible,we haven't even swept together.

 

[oldhippy]

What did the destitute prostitute say. Lend me 10 bucks till I get back on my back.

 

[runnah]

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common?

Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

 

[oldhippy]

What does a dyslexic existentialist say. There is a dog.

 

[DarkShadow]

What did the douchebag say to john. 10 bucks a head.

 

[ratssass]

...a cannibal says to his wife "I just passed your brother"

 

[runnah]

...a cannibal says to his wife "I just passed your brother"

I lolzed

 

[lennon33x]

Guy walks into a bar and says "Ow."