Anti Jokes!

[oldhippy]

Guy walks into a bar and says "Ow."

Full circle

 

[EIngerson]

What did one melon say to the other?

I'm pretty sure nothing was said because melons can't talk.

 

[Tiller]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

 

[EOV]

What is a good way to prevent osteoporosis?

Die young.

 

[EIngerson]

A guy walks up to a girl and says "Did that hurt?" …….she kissed him.

 

[EIngerson]

A girl said to a guy "Is that a bottle in your pocket, or…..?" The guy immediately cut her off and said "Yes."

 

[AlanO]

and then there was the Irishman who swore off drinking for the Lords assistance in finding a parking place. Miraculously a spot appeared to which the Irishman responded, "Never mind, found one."

 

[mishele]

[h=3]Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?[/h] Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

 

[mishele]

[h=3]How do you make a plumber cry?[/h] You kill his family.

 

[Rick58]

A duck walks into a bar and says "Give me a drink and put it on my bill"
It used to be chap stick and drugstore, but I like beer better.

 

[AlanO]

Knock knock!

Come in.

 

[CoBilly]

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing-set in her backyard?
Neither did she.

The funniest thing about this thread is your avatar, by far.

All of this thread is pretty funny too though

 

[limr30 3]

Okay, I have a knock knock joke but I need someone else to start it.

Anyone?

 

[mishele]

Okay, I have a knock knock joke but I need someone else to start it.

Anyone?

Knock, knock?!

 

[limr30 3]

Okay, I have a knock knock joke but I need someone else to start it.

Anyone?

Knock, knock?!

Who's there?