I want to hear more Robbins vampire story.
Lol, ok, the whole sordid tale. This was quite a few years ago, I was in my late 20's and at the time I was working part time in a bar as a bouncer. Not really as glamorous as it might sound.. lol. Anyway one of the bartenders and I were really good friends, he was a really great guy to hang with and we generally had a lot of fun.
He started dating this girl and it got pretty serious, she was a really wonderful gal and also a lot of fun to hang around with so we all got to be really good friends. She got invited to a party by a girl that she knew from her home town, when they were both in middle school they were best friends. She was really excited, they hadn't seen each other since they were like 13-14 years old.
Well at the time my buddy really didn't have a very reliable vehicle, and his girlfriends home town was a couple hundred miles away, he wasn't real comfortable with the idea of driving it himself so he asked me if maybe I could run them out there, go to the party with them and basically just hang out for the weekend.
So I agreed, and we went. We show up at the party - and apparently this girl had changed.. well lets say quite a bit from middle school.. lol. She was into all this vampire stuff, they had a whole group of people who basically thought they were vampires. At first I thought it was a little weird, I mean I just figured they were pretending to be vampires. Nope, they really went whole hog and decided they were vampires.
So here I am at this party with a rather eclectic group, the vampires, a collection of starving arteests - pretty much every misfit in about a 200 mile radius (myself included).. lol.
Well I'm there with my buddy and his girl and it's important to her so I figured I'd just go along, granted I stood out like a sore thumb but I figured why not, just relax and go with it. So I didn't tell the vampires I thought they were idiots or make a big deal out of anything, I just let them talk and yammer on about what it was like to be a vampire, etc.. etc..
Well this girl who was seriously into the vampire thing and her pasty faced boyfriend cornered me and she wanted to know who I was and how I got invited, etc. So we started talking and she goes into the whole vampire spiel, one thing leads to another and she pops off with the whole "what would you do if I bit your neck" question, I gave her my response and her boyfriend somehow managed to turn even whiter.. which I wouldn't have thought was possible if I didn't see it.
So she gets loud and does this whole big scene in the living room, she calls me a neanderthal, tells me that she had considered making me one of her "vassals" but that I obviously was far to much of an idiot to appreciate the "dark gift", yada yada. I just let her yammer for a bit, then she grabs her boyfriends hand and starts to storm off.
Well I probably should have left it at that but I was in a bit of a feisty mood anyway and at the time I had no filter between my brain and my mouth, so I wait till she's about halfway across the room and I shout out, "Ok, so help out the neanderthal here.. would that be a no on the sex thing then?"
Well I can't really adequately describe the sound she made, I think she was trying to actually say something but it just wasn't coming out and it was sort of this string of flabbergasted noise - she throws up her hands and finishes storming out with her boyfriend in tow.
Evening progresses, most everyone giving me an even wider berth than what I had to begin with, which was pretty wide.. lol. My buddies girl friend comes over and apologies profusely for getting me into this, I told her not to worry about it, I was actually enjoying myself. I found the whole thing tremendously amusing.
So after an hour or so my buddies girlfriend is trying to say her goodbyes and her childhood friend is stretching it out and begging her to stay, I head into the kitchen to toss my empty bottle and that's when things went from bizarre to downright surreal. I drop the bottle in the trash, turn around and here's the girl who was calling me a neanderthal earlier standing right behind me, no boyfriend this time.
She hands me what I'm guessing was her phone number, tells me to call her and then bails.. rotflmao. Well my buddy and his girl and I left, headed back to the hotel we were staying the night and drove home in the morning. We all got a pretty good laugh out of it, her friend actually called her again like 3 months later and invited her to another party but only on the condition that she leave the caveman at home. She declined.. lol.
So yes, I passed on what will likely be my one and only chance to join the legions of the angsty undead. But hey, free beer and pizza, so it was a win.. rotflmao