HILARIOUS!

Bitter Jeweler · Dec 13, 2011

cgipson1 said:
Bitter Jeweler said:

It's only ten pages.

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Actually, if you only count the meaningful and relevant content..... what, half a page? lol!

If you then discount the stuff that has been said repeatedly, in other threads...we'd be down to one post. If that even.

vtf · Dec 13, 2011

:shock:

mc1979 · Dec 13, 2011

I'm wondering if the mods are actually doing the experiment on us! I can't believe this hasn't been locked! Then again, I guess no rules have been broken here.
Do you think it'll make it to 300? I don't think I've ever seen so much bull sh!t in one thread, but it's pure gold!!!!!!
I'm wondering if it has scared the OP off for good?

unpopular · Dec 13, 2011

You can't polish a turd, unless it's a golden turd!

blackrose89 · Dec 14, 2011

Polishing turd? I've been popping in this thread a few times, but not really reading through. Everytime I do it seems completely random, pics of people hitting each other with trout, polishing turds, is this just a contest for longest running thread?

unpopular · Dec 14, 2011

Bitter Jeweler · Dec 14, 2011

Did you have safe search on while searching for turds?

Derrel · Dec 14, 2011

unpopular said:
You can't polish a turd, unless it's a golden turd!

Dude--you must have MISSED the Myth Busters episode where they took animal manure, aka "turds", and formed it into spheres, and then POLISHED THE TURDS until they were smooth, round, and shiny!!! I'm not kidding!!! Those two jokers, who on December 6th of this year, had an errant cannonball break through a cinder block wall at the SF PD bomb disposal range, go down a hill, then completely in and then through a house, across a six-lane roadway, and then through a house's wall, upstairs on a weird bounce and crashing through a bedroom where a man was sleeping, then out of the second house, and into the front seat of a parked minivan--all within the confines of the city of San Francisco, CA. Yeah..those two knuckleheads--they POLISHED TURDS, and did a doggone fine job of it too!!

Kerbouchard · Dec 14, 2011

Wow. First response to this thread, but I have to say thanks for some light hearted entertainment. We went in for an Emergency C-Sec on Monday and haven't gotten a lot of sleep since then, but this thread has been entertaining so I appreciate it...FWIW, Mom and Little George are fine...My other one has the Chicken Pox so I'm stuck at home with her. Oh, and the great news is...I've never had it....oh, well, I guess I don't need to have any more kids anyway....

blackrose89 · Dec 14, 2011

So sad! So you're little girl can't even see her new baby brother???

Kerbouchard · Dec 14, 2011

blackrose89 said:
So sad! So you're little girl can't even see her new baby brother???

She's only two and a half. She's seen him, but the main concern is with my father in law who has bone marrow cancer and is immunocompromised.

Just wanted to say I enjoyed seeing this thread play out over the last day or so....Hilarious, huh?

Oh, and I guess I'll take the advise of the experts and keep my daughter away from my newborn son and father in law, even if it means I have missed the first few days of my son's life...Again, Hilarious, huh?

unpopular · Dec 14, 2011

Bitter Jeweler said:
Did you have safe search on while searching for turds?

LOL. I doubt it. But i was looking only for "Polished Turds"

Sonoma · Dec 14, 2011

Derrel said:
unpopular said:

You can't polish a turd, unless it's a golden turd!

Click to expand...

Dude--you must have MISSED the Myth Busters episode where they took animal manure, aka "turds", and formed it into spheres, and then POLISHED THE TURDS until they were smooth, round, and shiny!!! I'm not kidding!!! Those two jokers, who on December 6th of this year, had an errant cannonball break through a cinder block wall at the SF PD bomb disposal range, go down a hill, then completely in and then through a house, across a six-lane roadway, and then through a house's wall, upstairs on a weird bounce and crashing through a bedroom where a man was sleeping, then out of the second house, and into the front seat of a parked minivan--all within the confines of the city of San Francisco, CA. Yeah..those two knuckleheads--they POLISHED TURDS, and did a doggone fine job of it too!!