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Why would I call? A punch in the nads needs the element of surprise. :lmao:

And after that one, you might get a kick as well...
Oh come now, you know it's always more fun to give an ass whipping on a full stomach, a couple of drinks and some fun conversation. :mrgreen:

See, you think that a couple of single malts would dull my reflexes and you'd be able to dodge the shot, but see, first, I can hold my liquor and second, the booze would just drown out the little voice in my head that would say "Go easy, don't punch at full strength."

Oh, and you're paying for lunch. Because you're the man, and all :boogie:
 
This is why soccer is dumb
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Have some ****ing dignity.
 
Yeah, that part needs some embellishment - We need some style judges to determine if the acting is up to the required standards. Lessee - + 5 style points if the agony is believable. +10 style points if it fools the ref even if no contact was made. - 5 points if the wrong body part is being grabbed. Then games can be shown as Barcelono 0 (+27SP) London 0 (+31SP), with the latter "winning". This has potential.
 
This is why soccer is dumb
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Have some ****ing dignity.

At least they're just acting like they're hurt instead of admitting they have blackouts due to their football concussions. ;)

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Oh hey Brett Favre, you're looking a little disoriented. Do you need help getting home?
 
Why would I call? A punch in the nads needs the element of surprise. :lmao:

And after that one, you might get a kick as well...
Oh come now, you know it's always more fun to give an ass whipping on a full stomach, a couple of drinks and some fun conversation. :mrgreen:

See, you think that a couple of single malts would dull my reflexes and you'd be able to dodge the shot, but see, first, I can hold my liquor and second, the booze would just drown out the little voice in my head that would say "Go easy, don't punch at full strength."

Oh, and you're paying for lunch. Because you're the man, and all :boogie:
Yeah, Well if you try the nad punch now you will get a titty twister in return after contributing to this sexist thread. :raisedbrow: :lmao:
http://www.thephotoforum.com/forum/off-topic-chat/364365-new-top-5-hottie-list-2.html#post3274745

So how about it, Lunch with a nice bottle of wine a little conversation and I will pay? :wink:
 

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