Some of the toughest Marines I've encountered have been Marine Snipers. Much different than Army Snipers. These guys were like Marine Recon on steroids ... 'cept they were all scrawny smallish guys ... like you and I.
All in good fun. Listen though it - pretty funny
Thanks Charlie. That was fun. I'm not a veteran, but I spent a lot time hanging with Marines. One of my best stories is on the USS Oriskany. We, (ARVN & US forces), were conducting joint operations in the South China Sea. In the Bridge of the Oriskany was a Marine Master Sergeant who was assigned as liaison/coordinator between the Navy and Marines. It was a three day operation and the Admiral in charge kept calling the Master Sergeant, Chief. One day after call the Master Sergeant, Chief, the Admiral apologised by saying, he was sorry but if the Master Sergeant was in the Navy he would be a Chief. [As in a Chief Petty Officer.]
The Marine to the Admiral, "Sir, No Sir."
At which point everything ... I mean everything ... on the bridge froze ... even the radio went quiet and all eyes, not the faces just the eyes, snapped to the Admiral and Master Sergeant. The Admiral looked at the Marine and ask him to explain himself.
"Sir," said the Master Sergeant still at attention, "If I was in the Navy I'd be a F***ing Admiral."
At which point the bridge was filled Naval personnel either snorting coffee as they attempted to restrain themselves or just blowing coffee all over the bulkheads and deck.