MOTW - Chiller!

[Chiller]

thank you

Your welcome.

 

[Mohain]

Haha great interview Chilly, you're a scream :mrgreen:

Two questions; how do you get on with your neighbours, and how many recepies for fake blood do you know?

Keep up the good work chiller, this has really made me grin :mrgreen:

 

[Chiller]

Haha great interview Chilly, you're a scream :mrgreen:

Two questions; how do you get on with your neighbours, and how many recepies for fake blood do you know?

Keep up the good work chiller, this has really made me grin :mrgreen:

Hey Mo...whata ya know.

Im really really lucky. I got cool neighbors. I live in a semi detached house, so, Bill...the neighbor who was lucky enough to have his house attached to mine is a really cool guy. Sort of reminds me of Mr. Rogers meets Dick Van Dyke and lets me use his front lawn at halloween. To make the houses look abandoned, he even lets me board up his windows too. Sucks to be him, cause it is not like he can pick up his house and move. I have never heard him say anything about the loud banging or the sounds of chainsaws yet.

Jim and Dorothy are the other neighbors on the other side. They are a retired couple. At first they were a little freaked when they saw me move in. But once they got to know me, they were o.k. Sometimes I see them peak out the window to see if that thing Im dragging to the shed is moving or not.
I have a neighbor behind me who is new to the area. They have not said a word to me yet. Might be the gravestone in my garden.
I know 3 fake blood recipes, even tho, there are a ton out there. I still thing the best fake blood it to go to a theatrical store and purchase the real fake blood...hm...that kinda dont make much sense..but it does.
Halloween is right around the corner too. wooo hooo.

 

[hyp0rbyte]

What color is your front door?

 

[Chiller]

What color is your front door?

Hmm....lemme go ask Chiller.

 

[Chiller]

As much as I would like to say it is black, with flames, and christmas tree studs....it is just a plain ol boring white door.
The door to the crypt is different tho.

 

[Alison]

Do you have any siblings?

 

[Corry]

Do you think that it's possible, that the Chiller that lives in some other dimension leads a life in which he has a stepford wife, 2.3 children, a white house with a picket fence, a country club membership and plays golf every weekend? Or is that not even possible in other dimensions?

 

[Chiller]

Do you have any siblings?

I only have an older brother, who is much older really. 16 years :er: to be exact. I was either an accident , or the result of some bad clinical experiment.
As for my family, My Momma is still around, and is a fiesty 82, and at 4'10" tall, ya better move or she will take you out a the knee. My Dad passed on in 1992.
I dont have any of my own children....that I know aboot, , or they just have not shown up at my front door lookin for college money.
My brother has been married38 years and has 2 kids and 2 grandkids.

 

[Chiller]

Do you think that it's possible, that the Chiller that lives in some other dimension leads a life in which he has a stepford wife, 2.3 children, a white house with a picket fence, a country club membership and plays golf every weekend? Or is that not even possible in other dimensions?

Whew...Corry...where did ya go. I sure hope that Chiller is doing well, but what really concerns me is the 2.3 children. The .3 part mostly. I reminded me of a joke. A little boy was born, and was only a head. His momma used to sit him on the window sill every day to look outside. Finally one day little Johnny said.."Mom. I wish I had a body so I could be like the other kids" Momma says..."Johnny, if you go an pray tonight, maybe you will have a body" So little Johnny prayed, and next day, he had a body.(stick with me here ....k?) Again, his Momma sat him on the window, and he watched all the other kids play. Johnny says.."Momma, I wish I had arms, so I could throw a ball" Momma sayd..."Johnny, if you pray, you will have arms" So before Johnny went to bed, he prayed for a set of arms, and next day, they were there. Again, Momma sat him on the window. And again, he watched the kids outside throwing a ball and running. Johnny looked at his Momma and said.."Momma...ya think if I prayed tonight, I might be able to score some legs" Momma just at JOhnny. That night, Johnny prayed once more and the next day came running down the stairs. "Momma, Momma, can I go out and play football"
"sure" said Momma.
THis was the first time he got to run with the other kids, but while chasing the ball, he ran out in to the street and got hit by a car....and died.
The moral of this story is to quit while you are ahead.

For some reason I can not see Chiller or myself living in a country club. Maybe a dark basement, with an alligator as a guard.
As for other dimenions...there are five of them. Remember.. The 5th dimension. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: from the 70's

 

[Corry]

That was the cheesiest joke ever! I love it!

 

[Alison]

that joke was great!

 

[Corry]

What's your favorite fruit?

Vegatable?

Ice cream?

Potatoe Chip?

Beverage of choice?

 

[Chiller]

What's your favorite fruit?

Vegatable?

Ice cream?

Potatoe Chip?

Beverage of choice?

Lets see....Vegatable....would be Carrots dipped in Ranch dressing.
Ice cream would be Carrot, or...oh wait...sorry. Ice cream is Maple Walnut. Maybe with some chocolate sauce poured over top.
Potatoe chip? Im not sure if y'all have them in the U S of eh. But we have a chip here called All Dressed. Sort of the swamp water of potatoe chip.
Beverage is an ice cold coke, or a good tall glass of chocolate milk.
I dont drink alcohol, except on special occasions. Im clean man.

 

[Alison]

What do you call that device that you lean over and drink water from: A bubbler or a water fountain (or something else?)