"I recently bought some new studio lights called Alien Yellowjackets. Their studio mondolites I guess you'd call them. When I take a picture with them, they do not flash, but the bright, hot lightbulbs in each Alien Yellowjacket stays on, and if I set my camera's ISO wayyyyy up there, like 1600 or 3200,and slow my shutter wayyyyy down to like 1/10 of a second, I can get a pretty good lighting effect. I am using a Nikon D90, if that makes any difference. My question is how to get the camera lens and the lights to line up,so to speak when I press the shutter button. The lights came with a 20 foot sink cord with a funny plug-in end on it; does this sink cord have anything to do with getting the lights to line up with the shutter? Is there somebody here who can help me? I have not had time to read the manual that came with the mondolites."
Okay.....now, the above example has some hyperbole in it, and some funnies for you grammar police, and self-styled editors and arbiters of taste so please no complaints, and yet, I swear that I have read the EXACT same post three or four times here on TPF, with minor variations. This is a real, genuine hypothetical example (ya' like that phrase, do ya'?) of a person who has NO IDEA of how to use flash equipment because he/she has not bothered to read the instruction manual; has not bothered to watch a single YouTube video; has not talked to a single sales associate in a real camera store; has not talked with another photographer who owns the type of equipment in question; and who has absolutely ZERO information on how to use equipment for which he/she has payed hundreds and hundreds of dollars. Again, I'm not kidding---me, gsgary,KmH, and others, have actually helped people here, people who were unaware that the studio monolights they bought were not flashing, OR that they were not "hot lights"!!!
This mondolites [sic] example I reconstructed is one example of why learning "the basics" can be so,so helpful; the sad part is that with today's higher end photo gear being so common and so affordable, the field of photography now has many newcomers who do not know what it is they do not know. That's what I find ironic--newbies who think they know it all, when they do not even have an inkling of how much they do not even know about, and have never even heard about. One,single NIGHT spent at home, perusing a real photography instruction book written by John Hedgecoe, or Kodak, or the Time-Life corporation, would give the majority of newcomers a primer, an overview, of photographic equipment, techniques, and general practices. And yet, the world is filled with people who, if their camera in their hands were replaced with a gun or knife or power tool, would be literally dangerous due to lack of infomation!!!
I'm not trying to make fun of beginners; I love to help, and to teach, and I spend a lot of time here helping people with photo issues. But I agree with KmH--learning WHAT the "fundamentals" are beforehand really,really speeds up the learning process. I advocate the local public library, or one's school or university library as the place to learn about photography. The web is a good resource as well, but I honestly think that the professional writers and instructors from such companies as Kodak have the inside track on writing primers and overview books, more so than individuals who put videos onto YouTube.