TPF Confessional

[invisible]

I confess...I have been eagerly anticipating the Day of The Apocalypse so that I could score some smokin-hot deals on peoples' unwanted photo equipment...I have been combing thru the for-sale forum here, bookmarking pages and writing PM's to feeble-minded TPF'ers, trying to get them to sell me really awesome lenses at going-out-of-existence types of prices. I have been sending them the 7-day forecast as attached, as an inducement to them. So far, only Canon users have responded to my pitch.

Which only makes sense, as Nikon gear is built to withstand apocalypse. So, you've been duped – by Canon users, no less.

 

[pixmedic]

Thanks man! I miss that show. I really need to get it on DVD.

they left out my favorite one from the episode where she finds a mumified cat in her wall.
"i have a ***** of great antiquity i need you to look at"

 

[dewey]

... it involved a McRib, a case of Blue Moon, christmas lights, and a Squirrel.

 

[cgipson1]

I'll go first, I'm actually a guy. I enjoy pretending to be a girl on internet forums. I get my kicks out of it.

Apparently, I'm gay.

That's OK.. I have been accused of being a lesbian several times....

 

[The_Traveler]

I confess that the reason I am more pleasant to the female posters than the male is in the vain hope that we are ever in the same zipcode, they will go to bed with me.

Yes, it is a long shot, but it doesn't cost me anything.
So, If you are female and I've been especially nice or complimentary, I want you.

You know this is pretty disappointing.
Six people liked this comment but no one has yet asked me my zip code or told me theirs.

(without any insult intended, no guys need apply)

 

[mishele]

I confess that the reason I am more pleasant to the female posters than the male is in the vain hope that we are ever in the same zipcode, they will go to bed with me.

Yes, it is a long shot, but it doesn't cost me anything.
So, If you are female and I've been especially nice or complimentary, I want you.

You know this is pretty disappointing.
Six people liked this comment but no one has yet asked me my zip code or told me theirs.

(without any insult intended, no guys need apply)

How you doin?

 

[cgipson1]

I confess that the reason I am more pleasant to the female posters than the male is in the vain hope that we are ever in the same zipcode, they will go to bed with me.

Yes, it is a long shot, but it doesn't cost me anything.
So, If you are female and I've been especially nice or complimentary, I want you.

You know this is pretty disappointing.
Six people liked this comment but no one has yet asked me my zip code or told me theirs.

(without any insult intended, no guys need apply)

I would be more than happy to forward your information to my ex-wife!!!!

Naahhhh... I like you too much for that, forget it!

 

[The_Traveler]

You know this is pretty disappointing.
Six people liked this comment but no one has yet asked me my zip code or told me theirs.

(without any insult intended, no guys need apply)[/QUOTE
]
How you doin?

21046

 

[mishele]

17555

 

[invisible]

17555

If you weren't a guy, I would've called that number already.

 

[The_Traveler]

17555

If you weren't a guy, I would've called that number already.

You would have gotten an error tone, that's a zip code.

 

[invisible]

17555

If you weren't a guy, I would've called that number already.

You would have gotten an error tone, that's a zip code.

I see ten digits there.

Then again, I'm wearing my beer goggles.

 

[Tuffythepug]

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

 

[The_Traveler]

If you weren't a guy, I would've called that number already.

You would have gotten an error tone, that's a zip code.

I see ten digits there.

Then again, I'm wearing my beer goggles.

No wonder you guys never get laid.

 

[Majeed Badizadegan]

I want a Koala Bear!!!