TPF Confessional

[KenC]

I want a Koala Bear!!!

Given the general tone of this thread, I think you'd better explain why you want one.

 

[The_Traveler]

I want a Koala Bear!!!

OK, this is my last comment.

I do find it a little odd, shall we say, that I am talking about the possibility of sex with female TPFers and all Rotanimod can think about is wanting a Koala Bear.

Besides being a bit perverse, although they are cuddly, isn't that illegal?

and what do you give them for breakfast the next morning?

assuming they stay the entire night.

 

[Majeed Badizadegan]

Lol. I had to break all the cyber sexual tension somehow. What better way than screaming out something completely irrelevant, but also relatable. I mean who doesn't want a cute, cuddly koala

 

[invisible]

I mean who doesn't want a cute, cuddly koala

Indeed. It looks like The_Traveler is... weird.

 

[bogeyguy]

My sin (if you can call it a sin) is that I am preparing to photograph "The End". Hopefully in a few thousand years when the surviving organisms transform into some sort of human life form they will find my camera and CFC's and have the knowledge to look at what I left them and say WTF were these people thinking.

 

[PixelRabbit]

I confess that the reason I am more pleasant to the female posters than the male is in the vain hope that we are ever in the same zipcode, they will go to bed with me.

Yes, it is a long shot, but it doesn't cost me anything.
So, If you are female and I've been especially nice or complimentary, I want you.

You know this is pretty disappointing.
Six people liked this comment but no one has yet asked me my zip code or told me theirs.

(without any insult intended, no guys need apply)

Sorry Lew, I'm a Canon girl and I have postal code with letters and numbers, it's simply not meant to be, star crossed lovers is our fate *sigh*

 

[MK3Brent]

I'm a "big shot" engineer for one of the largest engineering firms in the world, but I have a secret.

I often wear dirty clothes because I'm a rather lowly person. However... on the days I wear clothes fresh out of the dryer, I make sure to stand close to people at work so they can smell my clean clothes. I'm small like that.

 

[bogeyguy]

I want a Koala Bear!!!

OK, this is my last comment.

I do find it a little odd, shall we say, that I am talking about the possibility of sex with female TPFers and all Rotanimod can think about is wanting a Koala Bear.

Besides being a bit perverse, although they are cuddly, isn't that illegal?

and what do you give them for breakfast the next morning?

assuming they stay the entire night.

Eucalyptus.

 

[usayit]

Usayit.... Usayit... usayit... usayit...

 

[e.rose]

Girls poop.

And I have to poop right now.

 

[MK3Brent]

Girls poop.

And I have to poop right now.

So middle aged ones do too?

 

[cgipson1]

Girls poop.

And I have to poop right now.

 

[kundalini]

Prove it...

Be careful of what you ask, young grasshopper........


BEWARE: MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO SOME! IT'S CERTAINLY DISGUSTING.

 

[e.rose]

Girls poop.

And I have to poop right now.

So middle aged ones do too?

Yup.

Prove it...

Be careful of what you ask, young grasshopper........

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

 

[MK3Brent]

<3