What's for lunch

[jocose]

What...no one is gonna tell me that my joke was the corniest joke you ever heard? (I sure have been a a weird mood these past few days...what did you guys spike my drinks with?)

I thought it was implied in my comment above

 

[Corry]

I thought it was implied in my comment above

Yeah, well you seem pretty well filled with Corn and Cheese, too, so I must be in good company. :mrgreen:

 

[Scott WRG Editor]

I'm having a BLT.

MMMMMMM BAAAAAAACON!

Chipolte Grilled stuffed steak burrito with extra squirrel

 

[Verbal]

Chipolte Grilled stuffed steak burrito with extra squirrel

CHIPOTLE!

 

[Corry]

Chipolte Grilled stuffed steak burrito with extra squirrel

Hopefully not THIS squirrel. He's full-o-cheetos. Stale ones, at that.

 

[Corry]

Scott, can't you see he's begging you not to eat him?

Look at that smile...he's even saying 'cheese' for you. Or maybe he's saying "please" as in "Please don't eat me!"??

 

[Alison]

CHIPOTLE!

I wish we had those out here! Haven't had lunch yet, the oldest has the stomach flu, kind of a appetitie killer :er:

 

[ferny]

jacose, i really wish you wouldn't encourage the poor canine, he eats enough dog food as it is.

I'll make no comment....

 

[Oscar Mueller]

Beans and Franks

 

[jocose]

I'll make no comment....

Admit it, Ferny, you've had your share of Alpo. Come on, haven't we all? What's a little admission of eating horse meat among friends?

 

[ferny]

I'll assume Alpo is a type of dog food there.

Well, I have eaten dog food, yes.... it doesn't taste very nice.

 

[yummifruitbat]

babelfish translated

Never, ever, ever trust Babelfish/Googlefish to translate things!

Step 1: Insert English into Babelfish...
"What? The Germans have no bacon? What a sad, sad place to live. No wonder you lost the war. Just joking. I hope that this turns right -babelfish translated."

Step 2: Receive 'German'...
"Was? Die Deutschen haben nicht Speck? Ein was für trauriger, trauriger Platz zu leben. Kein Wunder verloren Sie den Krieg. Gerade neckend. Ich hoffe, daß dieses nach rechts -- babelfish übersetzt."

Step 3: Insert 'German' into Babelfish...

Step 4: Receive 'English'...
"What? The Germans do not have bacon? To live which for sadder, sad place. You did not lose a miracle the war. Straight one neckend. I hope the fact that this to the right -- babelfish translates."

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Babelfishisms deserve a thread of their own!

 

[Wally]

And world: be glad we lost the war (I am!) - I dare not imagine what the world would be like if we hadn't. Shiver.

Besides not having Hitler as a world ruler, without loosing the war Germany would have never produced the wonderful AGFA cameras in the 1950s and 1960s, like the Click, Clack, and Isola

 

[Matty-Bass]

"B.L.T" :scratch: ???????
Now what is THAT? :shock:
Must be a NASA-thing........ :roll:

If it was a BLT from NASA, it would be dehydrated

First person to start a Babelfishisms thread wins a BLT with mayo

 

[darin3200]

If it was a BLT from NASA, it would be dehydrated

Like that gross dehydrated ice cream you can get at gift shops.