Which UV is best for protection....

[Pallycow]

When applying sunscreen to your gentleman sausage, I always find it better to have a female companion help. Make sure she rubs it in really well.

Now if I'm not mistaken, and I rarely am, is it not best when applied by her lips using her chapstick?

Any port in a storm...

I'm out of likes apparently.

so


+1

 

[Pallycow]

Can you prove that sunscreen actually protects anything?

It's not my job to prove it, but instead your job to disprove it.

;-)

 

[cgipson1]

Can you prove that sunscreen actually protects anything?

Lets you and I go to Florida (Say Miami Beach) in July, on a really clear, bright sunny day.... we will lay on the beach for 10 hours wearing nothing but skimpy bathing suits. I will test the sunscreen, by wearing copious amounts of it in a high SPF. You can test the NO sunscreen part of it.. wearing NO sunscreen! I will even buy the Margaritas... assuming you are willing to do this! (Airfare is dutch!)

Let us see who is a happy camper at the end of the day!

 

[Pallycow]

I just want to know one thing, does amolitor get to apply the sunscreen to your body in your skimpy suit? I'd like to watch if so.

 

[cgipson1]

I just want to know one thing, does amolitor get to apply the sunscreen to your body in your skimpy suit? I'd like to watch if so.

Negatory on that, good buddy!!!! Only if he wants to be called "chum"! (as in, I would go shark fishing! lol!)

So.. Ernie... you are saying that you would "like" to watch two men... uh... whatever? GROSS!

 

[Pallycow]

That's your fantasy buddy, not mine. I never mentioned paying for it. Why do you dream of paying other men to watch you get lathered up by a man? That's a bit odd.

 

[runnah]

I just want to know one thing, does amolitor get to apply the sunscreen to your body in your skimpy suit? I'd like to watch if so.

Negatory on that, good buddy!!!! Only if he wants to be called "chum"! (as in, I would go shark fishing! lol!)

So.. Ernie... you are saying that you would pay to watch two men... uh... whatever? GROSS!

You sure protest a lot...

There is nothing wrong with two men applying lotion on each other.

 

[cgipson1]

That's your fantasy buddy, not mine. I never mentioned paying for it. Why do you dream of paying other men to watch you get lathered up by a man? That's a bit odd.

lol! I am not the one that brought it up!

 

[cgipson1]

I just want to know one thing, does amolitor get to apply the sunscreen to your body in your skimpy suit? I'd like to watch if so.

Negatory on that, good buddy!!!! Only if he wants to be called "chum"! (as in, I would go shark fishing! lol!)

So.. Ernie... you are saying that you would pay to watch two men... uh... whatever? GROSS!

You sure protest a lot...

There is nothing wrong with two men applying lotion on each other.

Yea.. I am also sarcastic a lot too! (I am starting to wonder about you "Maine'rs")! Being from Texas, and all.... :lmao:

 

[tirediron]

Can you prove that sunscreen actually protects anything?

Lets you and I go to Florida (Say Miami Beach) in July, on a really clear, bright sunny day.... we will lay on the beach for 10 hours wearing nothing but skimpy bathing suits. I will test the sunscreen, by wearing copious amounts of it in a high SPF. You can test the NO sunscreen part of it.. wearing NO sunscreen! I will even buy the Margaritas... assuming you are willing to do this! (Airfare is dutch!)

Let us see who is a happy camper at the end of the day!

With sufficient margarita-age the sunscreen, or lack thereof will have no effect on happiness, at least in the short term.

 

[cgipson1]

Can you prove that sunscreen actually protects anything?

Lets you and I go to Florida (Say Miami Beach) in July, on a really clear, bright sunny day.... we will lay on the beach for 10 hours wearing nothing but skimpy bathing suits. I will test the sunscreen, by wearing copious amounts of it in a high SPF. You can test the NO sunscreen part of it.. wearing NO sunscreen! I will even buy the Margaritas... assuming you are willing to do this! (Airfare is dutch!)

Let us see who is a happy camper at the end of the day!

With sufficient margarita-age the sunscreen, or lack thereof will have no effect on happiness, at least in the short term.

TRUE! But that won't keep him from glowing in the dark! lol!

 

[Pallycow]

That's your fantasy buddy, not mine. I never mentioned paying for it. Why do you dream of paying other men to watch you get lathered up by a man? That's a bit odd.

lol! I am not the one that brought it up!

You brought up "paying" for it. lol

 

[cgipson1]

That's your fantasy buddy, not mine. I never mentioned paying for it. Why do you dream of paying other men to watch you get lathered up by a man? That's a bit odd.

lol! I am not the one that brought it up!

You brought up "paying" for it. lol

Ok.. I edited my post...

 

[runnah]

I like it when burly men rub me with lotion!

the truth comes out...

 

[o hey tyler]

As I understand it, SPF above 15 is unnecessary. But I heard that a while ago from an unverified source.