you know what Off Topic is missing?

[Antarctican]

(Ahem, back to the cheesy lines!)


(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

 

[HASHASHIN]

those jeans would look great in a pile on my bedroom floor

 

[nabero]

and i'm the creepster? :lmao:

I'm just a love pirate looking for some booty.

 

[HASHASHIN]

wow....that one is soooooo good
ace, creepster, and now this...i feel like im this close to being hip { } <- that close

 

[Antarctican]

Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?

 

[zendianah]

Screw me if Im wrong, but is your name Vincent

 

[HASHASHIN]

wow....thats so good...LOVES IT

 

[Puscas]

Screw me if Im wrong, but is your name Vincent

. that's great. Too bad my name is not Vincent.


No wait....






pascal

 

[zendianah]

I love that one 2..

 

[Tatiana]

Can I take a closer look at your tattoo?

I've only used it once but boy did it work!

 

[Chris of Arabia]

Screw me if Im wrong, but is your name Vincent

Somehow, I can imagine you struck gold with that one.

>;o))

 

[zendianah]

I'll never tell.

 

[Chris of Arabia]

If you're quick, it'll only be me that knows and no one else will be any the wiser...

>;o))

 

[blackdoglab]

I recall a conversation at a camera shop...
What lens mount does that use?
Pentax screwmount.
Oh (longish pause)
Yep.
Why not a bayonet mount. Changing lenses goes faster.
Sure, but what's wrong with screwing?

So folks, get out yer spotmatics and zenits and let's start..........(insert your preferred word and/or concept here)

 

[lostprophet]

no no no the best one is when a woman comes in to the shop and asks for a Leica, you very quickly say "Leica screw?"