A couple of buddies and I have been known to do the same thing. The two times we did so not only did the Ahole take two spots they took three spots by parking at a 45 degree angle to the lines.
It's one thing if you want to park that way at the far outer edge of the parking lot where there are no cars and little if any traffic. It's another to be like that jerk.
Our guys were in 2 door vehicles and had to wait till we were ready to move.