Sarcasm?
I didn't mean any mal-intent in my message. The questions were genuine.
Lots of film photographers do (and always have) gotten STUNNING results with film, so it's not like film is fundamentally incapable of doing this. I also know that there are differences in the two mediums that you need to be aware of, but amazing results can be had in both, so... logically, based upon your criteria, the move to film isn't necessarily what you need...
...unless you have previously un-commented on criteria.
I've never really thought this through, but the criteria for digital would likely be along the lines of...
- I want more immediate control over my processing (though a negative scanner would alleviate this)
- I want to see instant results.
- I rarely print, and more frequently do the on-line thing.
- I wanna take nudie pics of my girlfriend and don't want the development lab to see them.
You
sounded like you were saying this:
1. "I've been taking great pictures for years!"
2. "Hm, suddenly my pictures are less great..."
3. "I know, I need to switch to digital!"
No, you came to the right place, except that IMO you're being deeply oversensitive. If you're getting offended by
me you're in for some real surprises when a certain few other personalities get wound up.

I was genuinely trying to help.
I was merely questioning your diagnostic process.
Sounds like you may have had some criteria you weren't mentioning, which is fine.