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I play guitar pretty well. I'm 51 and I picked it up at age 15. I played professionally for a time after retiring from the Navy.

I'm pretty good with a bow (archery), and also a pistol. When I was a military cop, we had to go through a "combat firearms" course with a Beretta 9mm. Highest possible score on the course was a 240. I scored a 237. Only one guy in a class of 19 scored higher with a 238. I can also drive very, very well. The FBI (or maybe it was NIS) used to run an offensive driving course (not sure if they still do). That was fun, and truly gives you a fresh new perspective on how to effectively drive a motor vehicle.

I can handle my own on a dartboard and a pool table. I used to be damn good at foosball, but those talents have waned significantly. I can also catch popcorn in my mouth with frightening regularity...

I am also a bit of a pool shark...hehe I have a 9ft table in my basement, so when I hit people up to play at a bar with a 7 or 8 footer, I kickass.
 
I am feeling a little inadequate now. Can I add more stuff? I played varsity basketball as a sophomore and one league mvp. Now, I feel better.

And, I may even let my wife dress me up in drag and share a picture with you crazy people. So there.
 
I am feeling a little inadequate now. Can I add more stuff? I played varsity basketball as a sophomore and one league mvp. Now, I feel better.

And, I may even let my wife dress me up in drag and share a picture with you crazy people. So there.

PICTURES!

Here's a talent I'm sure everyone will be envious of: I can kill a plant like nobody's business. I have the polar opposite of a green thumb, whatever the polar opposite of green is.

Seriously. I've killed cactii.
 
Talent is where you find it i guess.
what can I say.....I like bananas. Should have gotten bigger ones though.
(please excuse the horrible cell phone selfie...man, they are harder to take than I thought)

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How did you figure out you can deep throat a banana?

Wait, nevermind, don't answer that.
 
Old business card...H.A.H. Stands for Hire A Hippy. Was my company name

Took the phone number off, as it was expired.

 
I am feeling a little inadequate now. Can I add more stuff? I played varsity basketball as a sophomore and one league mvp. Now, I feel better.

And, I may even let my wife dress me up in drag and share a picture with you crazy people. So there.

PICTURES!

Here's a talent I'm sure everyone will be envious of: I can kill a plant like nobody's business. I have the polar opposite of a green thumb, whatever the polar opposite of green is.

Seriously. I've killed cactii.

That's nothing . . . I've killed bamboo and PLASTIC plants.
 
Now this takes talent. BAMMMM How ya like me now MICH? I really really really wanted to post the Rick James Dave Chapelle video but the language..... :(
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Now this takes talent. BAMMMM How ya like me now MICH? I really really really wanted to post the Rick James Dave Chapelle video but the language..... :(
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HOW CAN I LIKE THIS A THOUSAND MORE TIMES???
 
Now this takes talent. BAMMMM How ya like me now MICH? I really really really wanted to post the Rick James Dave Chapelle video but the language..... :(
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You, sir, have terrible trigger control. Get your booger-hook off the bang switch!!!
 
We all know photography is a skill we all have. What else are you really good at? I am a paid graphic/web designer and videographer.

Any links to some portfolios or work? I would love to see
 
Other than bringing men to their knees...:sexywink:
I'm a rather good middle blocker/hitter (for my size and age) in women's 6's volleyball. I also have been playing doubles volleyball now for 16 years and play some mad defense.
I have some drawing skills. I used to design decorative flag for a local company. At one time I had about 25 designs that were being sold. =) (It was pretty cool to be driving down the street and see one of my flags out in front of someone's house.)
Patience!!! I manage a school that has about 100 kids, ages ranging from 6 weeks to 12 years old. Just yesterday I had a 4 year old tell me they were going to "kill my face". lol

*falls to knees*
 

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