I *did* have one...until my youngest son absconded with it AND all my best vinyl. I couldn't really complain though; I didn't use it much anymore and was so thrilled that he had the good sense to love The Beatles, The Grateful Dead, Pink Floyd and others that I didn't have the heart to not let him have it all.
Technically, I *do* still have a turntable--but it's one of those great big console things, where the turntable is inside. It needs a new belt and probably a new needle. My intent was always to gut the console and put a better pair of speakers, etc in there. But now, my TV sits on top of the console, so I can't even open it.
i'll give you hint.....perform the math equation on the chalkboard inside the album cover....
Well, I thought I knew until you gave the hint. I always heard it was in the song, Empty Spaces. But I never tried to find it myself.