Your Gravestone...

[Hertz van Rental]

i've got a grand piano to prop up my mortal remains.

I used to prefer a bar.

 

[dirtnapper]

Here are a couple that I have found...

 

[Alexandra]

heh, that's awesome! :mrgreen:

 

[scoob]

i'll be cremated.
i've got a grand piano to prop up my mortal remains.

hehe.

 

[Artemis]

"If your reading this, your are too close..."

 

[Hertz van Rental]

'Knock and enter'
'Gosh but it's warm down here'
'I'll be back'

 

[doenoe]

"Where is the lightswitch in this thing"
"Thats not a flowerpot.......its my mouth"

 

[Hertz van Rental]

"Thats not a flowerpot.......its my mouth"

Unless you've been buried face down, of course

 

[doenoe]

dont think the flowers will survive long then :mrgreen:

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Why not? Plenty of good fertiliser...

 

[doenoe]

hehehe true true

 

[Alexandra]

if i wanted something more or less serious, i'd have the lyrics of "i will follow you into the dark"... or at least the chorus.

"And If heaven and hell decide
that they bot are satisfied,
Illuminate the no's on their vacancy signs,
If there's no one beside you
When your soul embarks
Then I'll follow you into the dark"

 

[clarinetJWD]

Still alive and restless.

 

[Alexandra]

...or are you?

 

[Hertz van Rental]

'Not known at this address'