Your Gravestone...

[aprilraven]

I've always thought the whole funeral process was wrong. Just WRONG. My family knows that when I assume room temperature, they are not to lay me up in the funeral home for three days for everybody and their second cousin to roll by, gawking at me. First off, no one will be able to get my hair to do right. Second, makeup won't look the same with my eyes closed. Third, if they didn't gawk at me while I was alive, why would I want them to in death? Therefore, I will be poked in the ground, in the water damaged casket that was on sale, dressed in sweatshirt and jeans (WITH socks and shoes), on my side, body pillow and all, as soon as the undertaker tells the fam I'm ready. People will be wearing jeans and tennis shoes at the graveside service, comfy and free. No preaching, no squalling ... if they wish to say something, rock on .. .but toss in a handfull of dirt and be done. Go back to the house, eat and party. I feel very strongly that I know where I'll be ... don't cry for me.

As for the headstone, I want one that is solar powered and glows at night. It will have cut outs on it for candles that Raven will light. I plan to have a pipe sticking up from the vault that she can pour sweet tea down on occasion.

At the bottom ... almost covered in dirt and grass will be ....

"Made ya look!"

:lmao:

hey pallie.....make sure the pipe is on the right end...k??? dont wanna ice tea your toes...

oh, and we are screwed if i die first...!!!

 

[Rob]

I've always quite liked:

Alien tears will fill for him
Pity's long-broken ern,
For his mourners will be outcast men,
And outcasts always mourn.

 

[anicole]

I've always quite liked:

Alien tears will fill for him
Pity's long-broken ern,
For his mourners will be outcast men,
And outcasts always mourn.

that's great!

 

[bace]

"You're standing on my face"

 

[Verbal]

can't you just be horny for a minute?

Oh gosh, I suppose...

so doenoe, you still didnt say what you ganna write on yours!

Just figured out that i didn't neither... well, as i am still horny because of Jon (you know how to drive me wild, boy ...sorry. just teasing.)

You mean I don't know how to drive you wild? We're gonna have to do something about that sweetheart...watcha doin' tonight?

 

[Chiller]

"Nothing lasts forever but the Earth and Sky"

 

[photo gal]

She lived, she loved, she laughed!
and a whole lot more in between!!!

 

[photogoddess]

I won't have a gravestone since I want to be cremated and have my ashes spread somewhere beautiful. But if I did have one, it would say 'I'm not really here. Please go home now.'

 

[hobbes28]

Okay, I know there's a thread for this but it fits here better methinks.

Also, sorry for the size of the picture but...

notice how butt and annis are so close to each other and there is a payne in the vicinity of both.

 

[Eric.]

notice how butt and annis are so close to each other and there is a payne in the vicinity of both.

hahaha.

I think I would like to have something about: "The End"

Short and Sweet.

 

[ferny]

"Nothing lasts forever but the Earth and Sky"

"Until the sun explodes and you all die

Mwuhahaha, you're all going to DIE!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha"


:crazy:

 

[Don Simon]

I particularly like Jack Lemmon's one... "Jack Lemmon - In". :mrgreen:.

How about "I'm coming to get you, Barbara!" :sillysmi:

 

[Hertz van Rental]

How about 'If you can read this you are standing on my chest' ?

 

[doenoe]

maybe "occupied"

 

[Hertz van Rental]

'Stoned again' ?