This whole thread is TL;DR... and I'm already doing a FABULOUS job of procrastinating at what I SHOULD be doing, so I'm not gonna go through and read it all...
However...
Shawn, I love you, and while for the most part I agree... there ARE times where "newbie" type responses are enough.
I happened to noticed as I was scrolling through, Kathy's response of only wanting to say "WOW!" and that's it. I feel the same way sometimes.
I'm weird. And what I'm about to say a lot of people aren't going to like, but SOMETIMES... when I see something that I love... I just want to enjoy it. I don't want to rip it apart and understand the mechanics behind it. I just want to say "Wow" and stare at it for a little while and just... take it in.
I mean there are certainly times where I see something I love and I DO sit there and analyze it, but sometimes I just want to enjoy it.
I'm the same way with music. My husband has a bad habit of sitting there and starting to rip apart and analyze and critique a certain song or band that I like, and I hate that, because it ruins it for me. I just wanna love it. Period.
On the flip side of things... sometimes I will take my work to my husband, before I bring it here or somewhere else to be critiqued.
Why?
Cause he's not a photographer. He has ZERO interest in photography. At all.
And sometimes what I want is the purest reaction I can get from someone.
"Hey babe, what do you think of this?"
"Something about her face is weird."
"Okay, thanks."
Ordinarily someone would ***** about how that's not specific enough. WHAT about her face is weird? (If I ask him that, he comes back with, I don't know). But chances are, I can look at it, after he says that, and realize... "You know... he's right... something about her face DOES look weird..." and being that *I'M* the one with the skill set for this, I can usually figure out what it is, and fix it. But he, without any photographic knowledge, brought it to my attention with a few, non specific words.
Other times I'll show him something and he'll go, "Looks good!"
That's it. Just "Looks good".
And if he thinks it looks good, then I know it's good enough for the general public, cause that boy and I are BRUTALLY honest with each other about our craft, so if he doesn't say "It's too bright" or "her face is weird" or... whatever he's ever told me before, then I know I'm good to go. At that point I bring it somewhere else for the "rip this apart so I can improve" kind of critique. You know... so I can improve.
But I don't find any sort of response invaluable. Some of them you have to work a little harder at to get the full meaning of it... other times people will spell it out for you.
The WORST kind of critique... is no response at all, in my opinion.